Friday 19 December 2014
The stair gate
Ever tried to fit a stair gate assisted by a one year old? Don't.
Friday 7 November 2014
On colouring books
Regardless of how many pages have been used, colouring books have a lifecycle of three months. After this point, no carrot on this earth will get another penstroke in them. Or, for that matter, any stick.
Friday 31 October 2014
Traffic jamming
Just spent an hour sitting on the A11 while Thing 1 looped La Cucharache on the Bontempi. It's Hallowe'en and I've been to hell.
Friday 17 October 2014
Monday 13 October 2014
Translating babies
What you say:
I'm just going to fetch your sippy-cup
What they hear:
You have 15 seconds to shriek your freakin nuts off ... GO!
I'm just going to fetch your sippy-cup
What they hear:
You have 15 seconds to shriek your freakin nuts off ... GO!
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